Today's Track : Pearl Jam - Even Flow

Shaky’s Law

If you wash your car, the next day it will rain. If it doesn’t rain a bird will poop on your car. If a bird doesn’t poop on your car, I will. I washed my car yesterday, hence the never ending rain today.
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Just had to scold one of our users about media streaming in our office because she was taking up 190 kbs of the available 256 kbs allocated to our office network. I made her write out “I will not stream Bon Jovi videos from the internet during office hours” 190 times on our white board in the meeting room.
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Tonight’s the big game. My volleyball team has made it to the finals in our league and the entire team is pretty excited. So excited that they’ve suggested we all break out our high school team jerseys and wear them to the game. As a mental image for everyone – I was about 5’7” and 125 lbs soaking wet. I’m now 5’8” and 155 lbs. So you can imagine what my team jersey will look like on me now. All in the name of team spirit I say!
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Go leafs Go!